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jMÿ{"joke_title": "A Volatile Birthday Request ", "joke_author": "Joshua Kaunert", "joke_body": "\"Dad, are you planning on getting me a gift for my birthday?\"\n\n\"Of course son, but your mother and I would like to get you something useful this time... unless you really need more socks and underwear?\" \n\n\"No Im good on the undergarments dad, but crypto is is the hottest thing right now - how about you invest in my future and buy me 1 Bitcoin.\"", "joke_punchline": "\"A BITCOIN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THOSE THINGS COST $45,237 RIGHT NOW!! \nDO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO EARN $31,479?! \nSOME DAY YOU'LL HAVE A JOB YOURSELF AND HAVE A BETTER APPRECIATION OF HOW MUCH $63,981 IS ON A PRE-TAX BASIS! \nI HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH A $26,109 BITCOIN ANYWAY. \n\nPICK SOMETHING ELSE - $4,807 IS MORE THAN WE ARE GOING SPEND ON ANY GIFT, LET ALONE A SINGLE, SOLITARY BITCOIN.\"", "hilarists_joke_id": "F65448EBD32343039F2E88BDFE1916F1", "etchright_timestamp": "2022-04-07 10:03:53.956452"}